I think humour needs to be honored in the generally serious music world, so I hereby create an informal section.
The secret for quickly becoming a bad musician:
A. Military/ Professional Technique:
1) Stop dreaming. Face the reality of the cruel world instead.
2) Stop believing in yourself, especially the whispering inner voice.
3) Train yourself to be rigid and have absolutely no sense of humour.
4) Stop risking, because you will be punished. Do only what you are told and train yourself to not have independent thinking.
5) Be destructive to yourself. Either practice so much you ruin your whole skeleton, tendons, and muscles.
B. It- Is-All- About -Me technique:
C. Irrational technique
1) Jump into the river
2) Quit Eating
3)
D.
©2014 Ying-Hsueh Chen. All wrong reserved.
The secret for quickly becoming a bad musician:
A. Military/ Professional Technique:
1) Stop dreaming. Face the reality of the cruel world instead.
2) Stop believing in yourself, especially the whispering inner voice.
3) Train yourself to be rigid and have absolutely no sense of humour.
4) Stop risking, because you will be punished. Do only what you are told and train yourself to not have independent thinking.
5) Be destructive to yourself. Either practice so much you ruin your whole skeleton, tendons, and muscles.
B. It- Is-All- About -Me technique:
C. Irrational technique
1) Jump into the river
2) Quit Eating
3)
D.
©2014 Ying-Hsueh Chen. All wrong reserved.